DoggySpace Rehab

For pawrents of DoggySpace doggys who do not have the restraint to stay away from DS for even 1 day.  This group has, on its staff, licensed Dogchologists and Medical Dogtors to help those affilicted with DSA.  DS Rehab be posting our 12-Step Program within the next few days.  We've also posted the lyrics for the DS Rehab song, which all participants are required to sing (sung to the tune of Robert Palmer's 1988 "Addicted to Love").  Then, of course, there is the DS Rehab Pledge that all members will be required to say, as in "Hi I'm _______ and I'm a Doggyspaceholic".  If you feel you are ready to stand up in front of other member pawrents and admit you are addicted to DoggySpace then please feel free to join our group:)

Doggyspace Rehab 12 Steps

1.  Admit I am powerless over my addiction to DS.  Period.  And don't intend to change anything.
2.  My DS friends are the most important things in my life!!!!!!!!  And until sombody really complains I don't care.
3.  Doggyspace Runs my life, and that of my secretary (AKA Mom/Dad)
4.  Watched over such friends every hour of every day and night...and dream about it....sometimes even waking up to answer
5.  Told stories of my life to such friends even when I looked like an idiot because chances are I'll never meet them.
6.  Listen to my friends give me advice and made faces at them cause they can't see me.  
7.  Told friends about silly things we did in our house-like the time......
8.  Helped other dogs with their need for advice cause that's just who I am.
9. Gave moral support to other DS addicts cause none of us really want to quit and don't want them to either.
10 Monitor all journal entries with Wild Abandon....and checked back frequently to see if they had been changed or deleted.
11. Welcome newcomers to DS and try to get them addicted too.
12.  Keep up with all fur friends......FUREVER!!!!!!!

                              **The Addicted to Doggyspace Song**

Your laptop's on, but you're a dog

Your mind is on your blog

Your paw sweats, your body shakes

Another post is what it takes

You can't sleep, you can't eat

There's no doubt, you're in deep

Your collar's tight, you can't breathe

Another friend is all you need

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to this place, oh Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say it makes your heart race, you

Know you're Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to us

You see the posts, but you cant read

You're typin' at a different speed

Your mouth drools in double time

Another post and you'll be fine, a one dog mind

You cant be saved

Comments and friends are all you crave

If there's some gifts for you

You don't mind if you do

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say you cant get enough, you Know you're

Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you're addicted to friends

Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts

Might as well face it, you're addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you're addicted to gifts

Might as well face it, you're addicted to us

Your laptop's on, but you're a dog

Your will is not your blog

Your paw sweats and teeth grind

Another friend will sure be mine

Whoa, you like to think that you're immune to the stuff, oh Yeah

Its closer to the truth to say you cant get enough, you Know you're

Gonna have to face it, you're addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you're addicted to friends

Might as well face it, you're addicted to posts

Might as well face it, you're addicted to dogs

Might as well face it, you're addicted to gifts

Might as well face it, you're addicted to us

 

 

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