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SantasLittleHelper (Greyhound)
Current Mood Exotic
Age 21 years
Birthday September 18, 1987
Gender Male
Favorite Toy Anything from the Love Canal line!
Favorite Activity Playing table tennis with the Montauk Monster
Number of Friends 31

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Hi, I'm from Plum Island originally but now call the Bay area home. I enjoy testing myself with pharmaceuticals and eating tuna fish. Shout out!

about me

I possess a strikingly handsome, rugged exterior that leads to a soft heart. I was raised in the warm embrace of spent uranium, so please forgive my lapses into severe paranoid delusion. They happen quite frequently, as you'll find out if you become my friend. 


Become my friend! What are you lookin' at? Get over here!

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  • Unnamed (Jul 3rd 6:40 pm)
  • Bella (Aug 9th 11:55 pm)

    Glad to have a very handsome friend...You go boy wink wink ,..Bark at you later Bella

  • Angel (Aug 9th 4:02 am)

    Thanks for the add..God Bless You and Keep you safe

  • Honey (Aug 8th 12:10 pm)

    Uhhhhhh... ok

  • Gracie (Aug 8th 11:38 am)

    I was wondering if you could point me in the direction of the gun show...

  • Pismo (Aug 8th 2:07 am)

    Dude, where do you work out? I have been looking into bulking up a bit, you know for the ladies..

  • SantasLittleHelper (Aug 8th 1:47 am)

    Yes, Honey, I am an internet "sensation" but all that fame hasn't gone to my head. Please don't mock my physique as I have had a tough life and want to shed light on animal experimentation and how evil it can be so please, Honey, I am begging you like a dog begs for scraps at the Thanksgiving dinner table to lay off the baseless accusations and hurtful insuations and have a wonderful day in the park.

  • Honey (Aug 8th 12:50 am)

    HEY! ur a fake doggy.. i saw u on the internet!! ITS A POSER!! A REAL ONE TOO!

  • Honey (Aug 8th 12:45 am)

    Ummm... are you for real??!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!!?!?!? your like on steroids or sumting! sorry but i think thats crazy and vury bad for your health

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